I hate your blog, I really do!

WARNING:The author of this post is NOT and I repeat NOT Sau Cheng!
*Celebrity blogs & blogs of famous people eg. Perez Hilton,Kenny Sia, Xia Xue etc. are NOT included in the matter of discussion *

Hello I'm Kay Poh Chee. You probably have never seen me post anything here because this is not my blog. Today I make my first appearance in 'Sau Cheng Says' by request. I am not, in anyway, a hacker. So Poh Chee is an experienced blogger and today Poh Chee says : HEY DUDE I HATE YOUR BLOG! I REALLY hate some stupid blogs that I read online.

TYPE 1: BLOGS THAT TELL YOU EVERY SINGLE DETAIL OF THE OWNER'S LIFE.
Ever come across annoying blogs that say "So I woke up at 2 this morning, watched some TV and then Selena came over and we started talking about what a jerk Drake is and then we had crossaints for breakfast...etc." Like WHO CARES if you went to the toilet today or not or whatever freaking shampoo you used this morning because you feel like it! In all honesty, I really DON'T want to know what cereals you ate yesterday morning so spare me your boring DETAILS!!(And isn't it obvious that you're not important enough for people to want to know what brand of shoes you wear and where your favourite dinings are so save it for that idiot who actually fancies you!)


TYPE 2: BLOGS THAT USE BOMBASTIC ENGLISH
DUDE you're not writing a freaking novel and why are you blogging like that?!? You don't even normally say "His enigmatic behaviour threatens the placid quietude of the town." Wth is wrong with saying "That guy's weird." SEE THREE WORDS IS ALL IT TAKES!!

TYPE 3: THE SWEAR-O-MANIA
Ahh.. I hate this one the most. The total opposite of type 2 where the owner can NOT finish a sentence without having a **** you!! or you're such a $%^&*(!?! Just $%^&* off! Why does she have to be so $%^&*(&^%$#@!@#$%^?!?! Yeah a sincere advice to you. GET ANGER MANAGEMENT!! Or some civics lessons!!

TYPE 4:THE MISS/MR KNOW-IT-ALL
This one is SUPERRRRR annoying because miss/mr know-it-all here keeps giving us lame tips in which I'm sure every dog,cat,mouse,fly, mosquito, bacteria can google it online!! STOP teaching us things that are SOOOOO 2000 and late and give me some goss!!


TYPE 5: THE WTH-AM-I-DOING-HERE? BLOG
Sorry Sau Cheng but WTH AM I DOING HERE?!?! Stop posting nonsensical stuff that have no relevance whatsoever to ME and does not benefit me in any way!!


So yes, now you know what Poh Chee does in her free time. She reads your blogs while going "This is so stupid why is he even writing this?!?" , " Ughh I hate this", "Boring", "*yawns*" , "BLAH", "YULK!!!". Do I provoke you already? Before you scream and throw your computer screens at me, Poh Chee is just joking lah!! If I hate your blogs so much then why am I still reading it?!? BECAUSE human nature is such. Call it curiousity or kaypo I'm STILL gonna go Hey I love your blog!! But DANG do I hate it!! Bye!



XOXO,
KPC.